I Can Think Of A Few Performances Other Than Piano I’d Like To See From Condoleeza Rice.

We all heard that Condi as those of us who have her on speed dial like to call her was off to the Middle East to try to come to some kind of resolution since G.W. told Tony Blair with a mouth full of food, she has to succeed. She can not fail. Well, she failed with diplomacy, but was able to impress some other people with her piano playing skills at an Asian Security conference.

I kinda had the hots for her before the piano thing, but now I gotta bone her or at least rub one out while watching the piano video. I know she ain’t the hottest bitch on the market, but that depends on what your definition of hot is. There’s only so many empty, mindless, shallow, insecure, double D’s a man can have before he reaches a breaking point, if you think I’m lying, why do you think men get married, so they can have only 1 piece of ass for the rest of their life, yeah that’s it. That and the no blowjob thing. If that ain’t good marketing, I don’t know what is.

There’s something about a strong black woman sitting naked at a piano, whistling through the gap in her teeth that drives me crazy.

Condi, I’m here and by the way, do you have any Cuban in you, you want some?