Behind Closed Doors Radio Show # 34

The theme for this weeks broadcast – Please remember 9/11 – it matters...
The theme for last weeks broadcast – Where The Hell Has Behind Closed Doors Been? – It’s been way too long!

My son may be retarded. I was trying to help him with his math homework yesterday, something I can barely do myself and he’s sitting there like he’s never seen a math problem in his whole life.

I’m getting too busy to follow my dreams. That’s fucking bullshit.

My car has now officially been hit 6 times in 2 years, 4 of which I wasn’t even in the car. What the fuck. Who would have guessed the idiot that hit me had no insurance?

How come I always want to buy shit out of season?

I had to get my condo painted 3 times when I finally got someone who wanted the money.

Another chick that doesn’t know what a spinner is. Her man actually told her that calling her a nincompoop is a pet name, but me calling her a spinner is derogatory.

What makes you think I give a fuck about you and you’re boyfriend? If I had a dime for every time a girl tried to convince me I wouldn’t hit it, I’d be a rich as Jeda. What is that all about? As a guy I tell you right up front, yes I will and want to fuck you.

Tedd’s Mild Cardial Infraction – What the hell happened? - Do you remember what you said to me last week at your party right before we walked back into your house.

Tedd, why has my singing never gotten me laid?

The 5th year anniversary of 9/11 is 3 days away have you seen World Trade Center yet?

House Cleaning!
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