Behind Closed Doors Radio Show # 35

The theme for this weeks broadcast – Laugh Or Put A Gun In Your Mouth.
The theme for last weeks broadcast – Please remember 9/11 – it matters!

Our iTunes podcast page has changed. They change the look of it and also iTunes is now emailing me regarding advertising with them. I’m sure every podcaster get’s the email, but I like to think, they targeted us specifically.

Why do chicks keep calling, emailing & texting me, then I offer them some dick and they don’t take it. What do they want? I don’t call text or email them. I only respond to what they do. I will never understand chicks. They can’t possibly think I’m a friend; all I ever talk about is sticking my Cuban cigar in their ass. What kind of friend would do that?

My mom actually corrected me last weekend when one of my stalkers just mentioned above was giving me a hard time at the pool. My mom jumps in and tells me not to talk to a lady like that to which I responded when I find one I will act accordingly. Guy’s never take advice from your mom with chicks, they have no clue. Neither do I, but doing everything my mom has told me not to has garnered me a lot of pussy in my time.

So my ex wife is trying to kill herself and redecorate the house at the same time. Last week, she fell and hit her head on her dresser splitting it wide open and gashing voluminous amounts of blood. The today she opened the cupboard door in the kitchen, the cabinet with all the glass in it came crashing down on her head and filled every squre inch of tile with shards of broke glass. I told her, I get it, you want to redecorate, stop trashing the place.

I went to see World Trade Center last Saturday night. It was a good movie, not great, but good. It was a story about 2 guys trapped in the rubble until they were saved, that was it. Nothing more, nothing less.

I had a client this week kinda backing me into a corner to work past 5 this past Monday and I was really immature about the whole deal acting like a baby and being real pissy with them. It was my fault, I should have said no. No one should work past 5 ever, unless of course you start at 5 then by all means have at it. There is nothing more important than having a life in the short time we are here. I guess if your work is your passion then maybe, but everything needs balance.