Do My Eyes Deceive Me? Is There Actually A Printed News Story About The Bad Guys Getting Killed And The Good Guys Doing The Killing?

A U.S. Embassy in Syria was attacked with guns and bombs and not a single American life was lost. That may not be anything out of the ordinary. What is out of the ordinary is the fact that Syrian police are the ones responsible for saving American lives. Who saw that one coming? Not me, but then again, I ain’t all that bright.

Even better, 3 out of 4 of the terrorist were killed in the attack and the fourth is in custody. That is fucking cool. No all we have to do is televise the continual shocking of this dirt bags balls rendering him useless to the 40 virgins he did all this shit for. I volunteer for the job of head ball shocker. If given the opportunity, I would burn clean, the balls of our enemies until ball juice ran through the streets like a river. Or something like that.