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Monday, September 11, 2006

I’m, Gay For Newt.

Newt Gingrich recently penned an 11 step plan that he and I both believe will save the fucked up, misguided, lost republican party before it’s too late and our nations prosperity disappears for a while or maybe forever. Due to a lck of time I will only read the steps and ask that you get off your fat ass and look it up for yourself and read the whole thing. It’s worth it, believe me.

Step number 1 – Make English the official language of Government.

2. Control the borders.
3. Keep God in the Pledge.
4. Require a voter ID card
5. Repeal the death tax for good.
6. Restore property rights
7. Achieve Substantial energy independence
8. Control spending and balance the budget
9. Tie education funding to teacher accountability
10. Defend America from the irreconcilable wing of islam.
11. Focus on Iran and N. Korea

I don’t want to keep having to point this shit out to you people time and time again, but Behind Closed Doors has covered just about every topic on this letter from Newt in great detail and I’m not a politician, news anchor or even smart for that matter. I’m just an ordinary guy that pays attention.

Please, please do the same yourself or start learning Arabic right now. Pretty soon we’ll all be saying “Welcome to 7-11” except they’ll change the name to 9-11.

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