Why Can’t My Show Be Responsible For Someone Killing Themselves? Talk About A Ratings Boost!

Nancy Grace (a TV talkshow host) is taking heat for grilling the mother of a missing child who ended up shooting herself a day after the show. This has I’m guilty written all over it. My prediction off the top of my head is she killed or sold her little girl for money. Her family of course blames the suicide on the heat from the media. If you didn’t agree to appear on Nancy Grace’s show you wouldn’t have gotten grilled. If you didn’t do anything wrong, you would have told her to get fucked.

Now your daughter is gone and you can’t help her or anyone concerned for her well being because you took the absolutely most selfish approach to any problem. I have tried for years to get people to kill themselves, bad neighbors, bad bosses, the dickhead that killed my brother-in-law, assholes in general and nothing. Give me a nationally syndicated talk show, I’ll have mother fuckers jumping off bridges at an astonishing rate. I can do it!

While we’re talking about suicides, how about these weak minded, stupid teenagers that are going to pro-suicide web sites looking for answers. I got your answer. First kill the uninvolved, useless always on vacation parents that let you surf pro-suicide web sites in the first place and never sit down with you to gauge if your normal or Columbine. I ask my son every day, so how are you doin’, everything goin’ alright, everything cool, did anything piss you off today, want to talk about it?

Parenting is a full time fucking job. If you’re not up to it, castrate yourself and stop fucking the world up with these mental defectives.